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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy
shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

googlebus:

ifuckinghatebingsocial:

cooldudebro:

do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved. 

Okay but be ready for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.

mmm fuck me popeye 

lolsomeone-actually:

brainoverbones:

My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.

this is amazing

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.


  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore
silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants