(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
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do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
Okay but be ready for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.
mmm fuck me popeye
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
My friend just made this status