pharaod:

peacepax:

nohighs:
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

Lol

pharaod:

peacepax:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

Lol

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

2,6,8,16,19,25,33
Anonymous

2. shoe size is between 11 and 12 depending on brand.  6.  Because of my voice and the way i dress people assume i’m around 19 a lot?  it varies.  8. i’m interested in white ink and geometry as tattoos go.  depending on how things goes i’ll probably end up with between 0 and 5, though i will probably get DNR somewhere visible.  16. i’ll love you if you somehow manage to make me feel like a person, or if you just talk to me a little, or any number of things.  19.  i’m not sure whether i’m an asshole but secretly nice, or nice but secretly an asshole.  i think the first most of the time.  25.  perfect date is about the person you’re with, because for the date to be perfect you have to be with somebody who makes things perfect.  33.  what words make me feel the best about myself?  you matter, that helps a lot.  you’re funny is good, a lot of those.

1, 3, 5, 13
Anonymous

1. this one is kind of uncomfortable.  i’m almost 100% sure i’m a virgin.  almost.  3. i smoke occasionally but it really fucks with my lungs so i avoid it.  5. i don’t take drugs regularly?  i’m on lexapro for anxiety and depression and some other stuff.  13.  biggest turnons?  being interested in me tops the list, other than that cute lingerie, nice smells, that cute thing where girls look up through their eyelashes, smirks, hipbones, lip biting, lace, dragging fingers.  a bunch more, if you want to know ask.

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

i have!

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

letflygonsbeflygons:

isolated-roots:

threefolder:

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

WTF

Always reblog.

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”